If you are easily offended, don't like crude humour or don't like offensive words then do not read this post and come back tomorrow :)
This stamp here reminded me so much of something that would be said on my favourite TV show Orange is the New Black that I had to create this card! I think this card would be great to give to a friend with a crooked sense of humour like myself, or to make invitations to get together with the girls for the season premiere :)
If you don't have a block to mount the stamp, use a CD case!
No paper trimmer? Use a ruler and scissors!
How to make this: